"I was eating them, but then I got a whole bunch of even shaped ones," Adam said. And because focusing on a consuming task seemed to be a good strategy while he waited for the Lynch-shaped cloud of hostility to dissipate. He was aware that his boyfriend was not always the happiest party guest but it was painfully obvious in this small gathering.

If only they had Apples to Apples, or the evil version that people always talked about.