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Aug. 14th, 2019 03:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jeongbroI. I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
II. Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
III. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
IV. I think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
V. She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada.
II. Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
III. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
IV. I think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
V. She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada.
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Date: 2019-08-16 05:09 am (UTC)Oh, and someone else blew himself up with a giant dragon. But fuck that guy. Cool to look at, no lose.
Or did you want the mundane "I walked in on someone sucking dick" sort of gossip? I have that too.
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Date: 2019-08-16 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-16 05:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-16 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-16 05:17 am (UTC)Yeah, those too.
Look, the White Folk are WEIRD out here.
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Date: 2019-08-16 05:19 am (UTC)You sure your principal isn't named Professor X or some shit?
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Date: 2019-08-18 05:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-23 08:32 am (UTC)So does everyone have powers then? DO YOU???