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[jeongbro]

I. I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

II. Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

III. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

IV. I think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

V. She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada.

Comments

[jeongbro]

1000 MORE, Eggsy dear please try to keep up.

And do not mug me.

[bulldoginnit]

you fucken asking for it with that much on you

but pls you really think im hard up enough to nick cash from a friend?

[jeongbro]

You could be trying to prove something, you know. Big strong tough boy like yourself.

I love that we're not trying to puzzle out what I've done for $1000 btw. Very discrete of you.

[bulldoginnit]

aint got nothing to prove to you but if thats a challenge you gonna lose

lmao rich boy like you could just take it out the cash machine like it dont matter how tf i know where your money comes from

[jeongbro]

I mean the Black Card is accepted most any where these days I generally only need cash for my Weed Man

[bulldoginnit]

i hope you wasnt planning on spending all that on weed tho

[ look he has low weed standards bc he had to take what he could get when he first started smoking ]

[jeongbro]

GOD no I'm not White People

[bulldoginnit]

well i am and i still wouldnt do that jfc

[jeongbro]

That's because you're as smart as you are pretty Eggsy ;)

[bulldoginnit]

well i do like to think i got SOME taste ;)

so what you gonna do with all that cash then

i mean assuming you can just blow a grand on whatever without it being a big deal

[jeongbro]

I can't remember the last time I spent a grand in one place that wasn't a donation or something, honestly.

No. Okay I got a suit once that was $1000 but that's different. That's definitely an investment.

Do you think they have investment opportunities around here?

[bulldoginnit]

well yeah ofc a good suits worth that but in general like that is way too fucken much to spend in one place

[ he might be pretty well off now himself, but he's not used to the idea of spending money like that at all, and figures he never will be. ]

idk fuck all about investing bruv sounds like a great way to just lose all your money over some arbitrary bs

[jeongbro]

You're thinking wall street. I'm thinking infrastructure.

There has to be something I can do around here, right?

[bulldoginnit]

yeah theres like anything you want really
plenty of places to absolutely waste your money lmao