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[jeongbro]

I. I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

II. Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

III. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

IV. I think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

V. She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada.

Comments

[primordialerebus]

Yeah sure lemme just ask my best friend to uh, teleport me across the country, gimme a sec.

[ Ignore the fact that's an actual possibility, but she's trying not to get him involved in the absolute insanity that's her life. ]

Also I got idol practice tomm morning. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[jeongbro]

Guess I better tell eomma to fly me out to you on break.

I guess.

Making me go commercial. Shame.

[primordialerebus]

Poor baby's been spoiled by private jets and the high life.

Press F to mourn.

Ok seriously though what's the wildest shit you've seen?

[jeongbro]

I saw a kid make a force field before he was crushed with a bunch of roof shale.

Oh, and someone else blew himself up with a giant dragon. But fuck that guy. Cool to look at, no lose.

Or did you want the mundane "I walked in on someone sucking dick" sort of gossip? I have that too.

[primordialerebus]

... Wait. Are you joking or???

[jeongbro]

Would I joke about walking in on blowjobs???

[primordialerebus]

Dude I'm gonna fight you I meant the forcefield and dragon shit.

[jeongbro]

Oh.

Yeah, those too.

Look, the White Folk are WEIRD out here.

[primordialerebus]

... I'd say this is some superhero bullshit but.

You sure your principal isn't named Professor X or some shit?

[jeongbro]

God I wish that would be so much cooler and also imply I was an x-men.

[primordialerebus]

God yeah you'd make a terrible x-men. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

So does everyone have powers then? DO YOU???