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[jeongbro]

I. I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

II. Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

III. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

IV. I think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

V. She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada.

Comments

I.

[rexcorvos]

That doesn't sound atypical.

...Was it someone we know?

IV

[primordialerebus]

Oh hey uh. Long time no speak I guess???

Was this meant for someone else or like???

ii

[bulldoginnit]

you really keep 1k in your fucken wallet???